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[elfy]

Got it from valliegirls journal.


Children's Books That Didn't Make It

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have The Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But you Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. 101 Uses For Matches
30. Juggling Fine China, It's Fun!
31. Only Loosers Don't Do Dope
32. Chemical Products Taste Good!
33. The Boy Who Ran Away And Was Happy Forever
34. The Man With The Rusty Van Full Of Fun Toys
35. Sparky Goes To The Happy Farm In The Ground
36. Don't Play With Daddy's Tools. Unless You Want To Be Cool.
37. Frothy The Friendly Bear Cub.
38. Grandma Died Because She Doesn't Want To See You Any More.
39. You Were Adopted From Satan.
40. Everyone Hates You, Hate Them Back.

Comments

:D

[kojiyumi.livejournal.com]

Anybody wanna get together and get these written/published? ^_^

Re: :D

[elfy.livejournal.com]

so of them would really be fun to write and/or illustrate...